Cake Maniacs!!!

The End

2007-07-03T12:53:00.002Z

Oh. My. God!

Id forgotten we used to write a blog about Cake Mania! How completely tragic is all this??

Since we went 'off-air' (as it were), an awful lot has happened round here. We passed our exams, and grew up beyond 'Cake Mania'. I think we all finally realised there was more to life, and removed it from our hard drives.

Jen finally got a job in video game design, on a 'murder simulator'. She kinda got into all that killing stuff after we were done with Cake Mania, but im sure she'll slot a few cakes somewhere in her games in the future... she drives a ferrari now and doesn't have much time for the old Cake Maniacs Gang.

Cake Lady is finally doing well again. She had a few problems with one or two eating disorders. Cakes, mainly. We don't know if it was a direct result of playing too much Cake Mania or what, but I cant imagine it helped. I was the one that found her on the floor, gargling on a half-chewed batenberg, surrounded by Fondent Fancies. it was a terrible sight. she gets out of rehab next week, i think.

Tragically, shaz-g was killed a few months ago in a motorcycle accident. She was on the back of her boyfriend's Yamaha when he skipped a red light and they were hit by -- get this -- a Mr. Kipling lorry. No joke. we like to think its probably how she would have wanted to go out.

And me? Well, I finally got it together with Jason Maryam. we're expecting our first baby next month and we're getting married next week. I'm soooo excited! i guess there's a little cake maniac on the way...

Maybe I'll go back to Cake Mania one day, for one last play. but until then I can't help but feel the whole game was... well... a bit rubbish, really. I mean, all it was was endless, mindless clicking! I can see that now.

Sincerely,

Jill.

cakemania peequel

2007-05-10T14:34:00.000Z

wudnt it be good lol if you coud hav a game based on jills erly life lol, u coul tell the storry of how she beecame intrested in cake as a gam insted of a sily cartoon strip not that i dont liekk the cartooon strip but id rather play it lol.

i was thinkin tha after my bro ruined my gam idea for cakmania they shud have a cakemania magazine i was gong to sujest they put it in popworld magazine lol but popworld magazine didnt last very long so taht ruined my big idea maybe they cud have it in cosmo instead lol.

thinki fo the advertising and how many peeple woud play the game if they had an advert in cosmo all the girls wold want to play it and itd be brilllant to be able to tak to more peeple aout the game insted of them all looking at me like i was mad lol.

OMG just thought lol i havnt postied in ages u dont knw what ive been doing lol.

ive been playing cackmania on the ds after my bro bought it for me he said he wanted to borrow my heels for the night and i said id tell my mum if he didnt buy me cakemanaai for the ds and he did lol.

my mate sue says ive got him over a barrel but i wont want to see my bro over a barrel lol because i dont no what shes talking about. i shud look on google to find out but i carnt be bothered.

burger rush review the game.

2007-04-27T15:07:00.000Z

mmmm burgers!

Burgers!

every1 loves burgers expecially me!

in burger rush a new game you play as heidi who is a quite pretty girl but dressed properly not in her bra and pants like SOME computer games i cld mention!

i dont know why boys (like my brother) always want to play games as girls with big breasts its just not realistic! i don't have big breasts yet, so id much rather play as Jill or Heidi.

Burger Rush is NOT a very good game i dont see the appeal in makeing burgers all day long.

The End (of the Review)

Baloon Express (a game)

2007-04-17T16:41:00.000Z

weve been playing this AMAZING new game its called "Baloon Express" and its totally wicked.

you play a girl in a baloon and you have to fly in the air dropping letters on people.

i know it sounds tottaly weird but trust us its totally brillient. theres lots and lots of CLICKING involved like in cake mania, but there are no cakes. it would be a better game if u could drop cakes on people from the sky that wld be dead funny lol.

neway, the game baloon express is one of the best games ive played and im going to register and get the FULL VERSION as soon as uncle John gives me my special secret pocket money!

--jill4eva <3

HERE IS THE CAKE MANIA NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-13T13:05:00.000Z

LOL soz 4 not posting CAKE MANIA news recently only shaz-g changed the passwords on the website after i called her a 'f-ing S' so we couldnt log in!!!!

its ok now tho because she dumped jason maryam (who i now HATE) because he kept pinging her bra strap and laughin so were BEST FRENDS again which is brillient.

also, we went all the way up to country durham for the myspace party but we got off the bus at the rong stop and had 2 walk and shaz-g was sick on a mcdonalds coz shed drunk too much 20/20 on the bus so we left and went back home and plaid CAKE MANIA.

HERE IS THE CAKE MANIA NEWS!!!!

BONG!

there is no new cake mania news!

BONG!

nothing new has happened in the world of cake mania WHATSOEVA!!!

BONG!

cake maniacs are struggling to find cake mania news for Cake Maniacs!!! website.

BONG!

anyone now who this is?

2007-04-05T18:40:00.000Z

OMG I well fancy him

OMG TODAYS THE DAY LOL

2007-04-05T18:19:00.000Z

OMg ive been waitng for this day for ages lol xxx

Cakemania is finally out on the ninentdo ds and i wnt into town to pick up a copy with my mate sara but sara isnt allowed on the busses anymor after she got off with dave on the back seat and made a mess so we had to walk into town instead and it takes aaaaages to walk all the way there.

NEway we got there and it didnt go well sara has itchy pockets lol and we got thrown out of woolworths after she tried to steal some pick n mix but it was alright because i looked roung before then and i cant find a copy in woolwoorths on the shelves so we went to a game shop and teh game shop didnt have a copy oar hmv didnt have a copy either but at least sara diddnt try and nick anything from hmv this time lol i should stop going out with her she cant stop nicking things but shes funny and make sme laugh so it kind a makes up for it xxx

so i xpent a day looking round town for a copy of cakemania and for the ninentro ds and couldnt find one i dont no where im gonig to get a copy from there and i bort my ds especisally for CAKEMANIA

lifes not fair lol i love the people who made cakemania but i cant fird it in the shops and i cant play it on the ds which means i cant play it on the bus when i;n not with sara lol so i dont no what im going to do to get a copy of cakemania for the ds now if i cant find it in town what hope is there?

cake maniacs!!!

2007-04-03T11:04:00.000Z

It has been a wile since we posted nething new up here on CAKE MANIACS the BEST CAKE MANIA BLOG EVA!

Mostly its becoz were revising 4 r exams which means we cant play cake mania as much as wed like 2.

also, shaz-g has started goin out with jason maryam so weve been spendin a lot of time gossiping about them and calling her a FUCKING SLUT behind her back becoz she knows that ive had a thing 4 him since like primary school but their going out to watch the new mr bean film tonite which i sooooooo wanted to see :(

shaz-g is no longa riting for CAKE MANIACS because Jill from CAKE MANIA wld never go out with jason maryam behind a freinds back and her behaviour is so non-cake maniacs at the moment.

:(

Jill4eva <3

difrent custmomers and their patentness

2007-03-30T11:11:00.000Z

now az all cake maniacs will no the diffrent custmers are different patentness i fort id do a list of the custmoers and how patent they are for ppl who r new to cake mania!

sweet old ladys wt the brown hats r MOST patent
the men r VERY patent - LOL ok cake mania!!!!
the studnets are PRETTY patient
brides r patent until u get the CANINO then they arent very patent
easter bunny (LOL my fave) is ok in erely levels but later is VERY BAD bunny and not patent at ALL LOL!
man in the sute is half half and AVERAGE patent
the baby wit the wings is UNPATENT
kids r VERY BAD PATENT
and OMG the food critic is TOTALLY UNPATENT and he also asks 4 really bad things to make that take ages LOL i hate u food critic!!!!!!!!!

did i forget any customers

xXXx_jen_xXXx

cake of love a poem

2007-03-27T22:48:00.000Z

here is a poem i did 4 engilsh obviusly i did it about cake mania lol what wud the other girls say if i didnt we have our cake mania clan all on one table in mr reeds engilsh class and al the girlz read this blog. hi girls!!!! i no my writing is onli ok so i got mam to help uz wit spelling and putting kicking ks in and that, with all the full stops and commers and all that xx hope you anjoy and hope our new frends at sandlot like my poem it dusnt rime but mam says the beast poems dont rime (ifort all poems rimes and that wuz the point! LMAO oh well)

i did have my second name on it but mam sez its not good to have ur name on the internet dunno why tho LOL

A Cake Of Love

By Jennifer

I walk in sunshine in the park
where birds sing and fly
I want to bake a cake of love for you
So I can see you smile

My cake of love I bake for you
To show my love so dear
Like Jill I have time for everyone
Though they are impatient sometimes and mean to me
But cake of love will see us through
And we will dance and sing

Sometimes I am lonely but that's OK
Because cake is always here
But its cake of love and even though it has sugar
It's sugar of love
I'll never get fat or sick only happy
and in love with you.

hope u like it! xxx

xXXx_jen_xXXx

ps if neone has ne poems about jill or cakes plz plz plz send us them and well post them mabee we can have a compitision wher the winner getz a free copy of cake mania or sumthing???? OMG that wud be so cool! tho if ur reading this blog then u love cake mania so probably have it alreddy dunno

LOL She luvs cake!

2007-03-27T22:16:00.000Z

man i gut my bruver who duz art ad that to do some pix for our site and sed that i wanted a pic that shoud how much jill loves cake more than anythin in the world and he finally dun it LOL not sure i shud post it but there

haha sorry itz a bit rude not sure if jill loves cakes that much LMAO

ps i put on the cake mania and the hearts

lots off love cake maniacs xXXx_jen_xXXx

answers to your emails!!!!!

2007-03-27T14:04:00.000Z

thank you to everyone who has emailed in to CAKEMANIACS telling us how much u love the site and how you all like CAKE MANIA to!

i recieved a email from Lauren in the UNITED STATES oF AMERICA!!!! she asked:

"On cake mania how do u get off level 26??? its like totally too hard!!!!!"

GOOD QUESTION!!! this is a very very tricky section to this game and one of the HARDEST bits. what u need to do is BUY A TELEVISION, that way the little angel creatures will be kept busy and u can finish the level. after u've done that the level is much easier!!!!

another question came from a lady called Jill in dorset, England (no joke that relly her name LOL!):

"I can't seem to get to grips with this game. I'm stuck on 'April' and simply cannot seem to get any further! You seem to know what you're talking about with regards to this game, and I was wondering if you'd be able to help me out?"

GOOD QUESTION!!! april is well difficult but ive finished it like a million times now LOL usually u can upgrade ur icing machine to lvl 2 or more and that way u can finish it. also if ur microwave is still lvl 1 u shld think about buying a better 1.

finally, i got an email from Susan in devon who says that Caek Mania is crashing on her all the time and freezing her whole computer and then shutting down the computer. when she turns on the computer some of her documents have been deleted off the computer hard disc and all the windows and stuff on the desktop now look really odd and scrambled and distorted.

Thats all weve got time for this week if u have a CAKE MANIA question pls send me ur question to cakemaniacs@googlemail.com

love jill4eva.

MORE CAKE MANIA NEWS FOMR THE GAME WRITTERS.

2007-03-23T13:43:00.000Z

i just recieved another email from our NEW BEST FRENDS EVER who are the CELEBRITIES who make the games CAKE MANIA and CAKE MANIA 2: Back to THE BAKERY altho strangely and mysteriously this one came from a completely different person with a different email address from the last person who send us the news about CAKE MANIA 3 which is OUT SOON!!!!!!!!!!!

neway, they have send us an email all about how much they LOVE the CAKEMANIACS website (http://cakemaniacs.blogspot.com!!!!) and how they read it ALL THE TIME.

this is becos we are the number 1 cake mania fan blog in the world eva!!!!!!!!!

u can read there email below. in it they say u can buy cake mania clothes which is well wicked!!!!! im gonna save up for a cake mania mug, tho i think they should do cake mania cake tins or cake mania ovens to sell from there site as well not just clothes and that altho they do a cake mania apron which could come in well handy for makeing cakes i suppose!!!!!!!!!

here is what they said to us the cakemaniacs, the no1 cake mania blog eva:

Hey Cake Maniacs,

The makers of Cake Mania ARE reading your blog!

Just want to let you know that we appreciate your love for Cake Mania (and for Jill).

NEWS

* The game just came out on Mobile Phones – visit this site and you can enter the Cake Mania sweepstakes and see a game video of Cake Mania for mobile.

http://mobile.gamehouse.com/cakemania/

* Cake Mania for the Nintendo DS in will be out in April. Read a preview: http://www.dsfanboy.com/2007/01/22/ds-daily-from-pc-to-ds

* Cake Mania Junior T-shirt (in 3 colors)We are redesigning our website and hop to have a better Cake Mania page soon, including Pictures or Videos of fans playing, contests, trivia and of course…merchandise, so check back. http://www.sandlotgames.com/w4/product.aspx?pn=1052

* You can always get Cake Mania t-shirts and more at http://www.cafepress.com/sandlotgames/2659036

* Cake Mania was named Best Causal Game of 2006 by Yahoo! Games.

Thanks for the support. The game developers appreciate the feedback.

Best wishes,

The Folks at Sandlot Games

www.sandlotgames.com

PS – the whole staff got a kick out of Jill and the Cake Maniac birthday celebration!

stay tuned for more updates with our frends the cake mania writers sandlot games because theyll probably be in touch again sooooooon.

im gonna go play CAKE MANIA some more!!!!!!!!!!! or maybe diner dash for a change.

jill4eva <3>

CAKE MANIA 3!!!!!

2007-03-22T14:09:00.000Z

OMG get this they are DEFINITELY makeing a Cake Mania 3 game!!!!!

I got an email this morning to my email cakemaniacs@googlemail.com from someone at Sandlot Games the games makers who make the CAKE MANIA games and as The Internet’s OFFICAL #1 BEST EVER CAKE MANIA BLOG SITE they wanted us 2 know that they are DEFINITELY makeing a CAKE MANIA 3 and they wanted US to be the 1st to tell THE WORLD ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How cooo0000OOOOoooooooooooooool is that?????????

It’s going to be all about JILL again and in it your going to be baking some cakes and serving them to the customers that come into you’re shop. The aim of the game is to MAEK MONEY tho they didnt say WHY exactly its probably something to do with you’re grandparents again becoz it usually is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also there are going to be some new sorts of cakes and there are some new sorts of customers, and you play as JILL again like in CAKE MANIA and also in CAKE MANIA 2: BACK TO THE BAKERY.

I am sooooo000OOO000oooooooo excited about this game (cake mania 3)!!!! its going to be brillient I just know it!!!!!!!!!!

Pls pls pls tell every1 u know about CAKE MANIA 3 and tell them to come here and pls pls pls leave us comments about CAKE MANIA 3. our website address is http://cakemaniacs.blogspot.com pls tell them 2 come!!!!!!

- jill4eva <3>

amazin cake

2007-03-19T17:17:00.000Z

i found dis amazin cake!!! it a really really realsitic dust bin!!! dey put loads of efort in wit da jaffa cakes a all that. I really like it!!! who would wont a dust bin cake tho anyway?!?!?!?! probably a silly BOY! lol lol

amazin cake

2007-03-19T17:10:00.000Z

ooops forgot da picture!!!!

belles beuaty boutiaque

2007-03-19T17:08:00.000Z

belles beuaty boutiaque is another game ive found thats like CAKE MANIA only its different because u dont play as jill and u dont bake cakes!!!!

instead, u play as belle, who is another GIRL u can play as in games like these!!! she has opened a beuaty shop where people come to have there hair cut and make up put on.

its you're job to make sure the hair is done and the beuaty products is applied correctly, OTHERWISE u dont get paid!!!!!!

u do this by clicking on things with the mouse, an then clickin on some other things (with the mouse as well). mostly you use the left mouse button for the clicking.

i think this is a good game but they have clearly COPIED the idea off CAKE MANIA because its basicly the same game as CAKE MANIA accept its not cakes ur serving its BEUATY which is different.

if the had done something ORIGINAL with it instead of just copying all the time i would give it a high score but because its basicly just EXACTLY the same as CAKE MANIA i think it shld only score 8/10.

thats my review of belles beuaty boutiaque!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dream day wedding best game eva!!!! (except cake mania)

2007-03-16T13:30:00.000Z

OMG ive just found this AMAAAAAAAZING (time like a hundred Billion!!!!!) game called "Dream Day Wedding" for the PC.

It’s about a girl called jenny (I have a friend called jenny no wait TWO friends called jenny LOL) and you hav 2 help her plan her big day!!!! Its like properly getting married and everything but without having to talk to boys and let them touch you places even tho you dont really want them to and that.

It even has a section in it were u have to buy a cake for the BIG DAY so it has the CAKE MANICAS official seel of approval (for havin cakes in it)!!!!!!!

i give this game 11/10

Help Megs Flower Blossom!

2007-03-15T13:34:00.000Z

HELP MEGS FLOWER BLOSSOM:

u play as meg and she owns a flower shop and you have to sell the flowers to people to make some money.

i like this game because it si very very very very VERY similar to CAKE MANIA accept that it doesnt have any cakes in it.

:(

i think if it DID have cakes in it it would b the perfect game and would get 10/ 10 but because it doestn have any cakes in it WHATSOEVER its not as good as CAKE MANIA and so i will only give it 2.554/10.

if they do another game called megs flower shop 2 i would like to see meg not sell so many flowers and instead turn her flower shop into a caek shop then i think it will be a better game. it could b called megs flowers (crossed out) cake shop 2.

overall i give it 4/10.

WE WANT UR FAN PICS!!!!!

2007-03-14T10:29:00.000Z

pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls email us!!!!!!!!

we want u to send us in ur pictures of CAKE MANIA and of JILL and of CAKES and anything related to CAKE MANIA so we can put them up on CAKE MANIACS!!!

my email address is cakemaniacs@googlemail.com and you can email me there with ur pictures and ur storeys and anything u want to see on our site (cake maniacs)!!!!!!!!

love and hugs

-- jill4eva <3

the bakin' cake-twin!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-13T14:36:00.000Z

This is some new fan art I have done for the best game in the WORLD! CAKE MANIA! This is Jill's twin sister, Gill. She is a cake maniac, and eats lots of Jill's cakes and helps out at the bakery som,etimes when Jill is on a date or reading a book, or Granny Jasmine is in hospital with a bad cooking injury.
i like to imagin all the crazy adventures gill would get up to while jill is baking in the bakery! remember, as jill (and Gill LOL!) would tell you: IMAGINATION IS GOOD FOR YOU!

Pink is my favourit colour!!!!!

2007-03-13T10:57:00.000Z

My big bro (who is studying for a GNVQ in computing science at leciester polytechnic) has been changing our blog for us so its a lot better now with new colours and some different graphics. it now looks more nicer and more cakey!!!!

Hes got lectures today but im hoping well be able 2 add more pictures and colours to the site very very soooooooon!!!!!

OMG also dont forget u can email us ur cake mania storeys and pictures to cakemaniacs@googlemail.com and well put them up on the site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- jill4eva <3 <3 <3

cumon search terms

2007-03-12T19:26:00.000Z

The more observent readers amongst you will have noticed the wicked new logo we've got for our site! this is just the start of many changes we have planned for cakemaniacs.

after all, if were going to be the number 1 official fan blog for the slickest, bestest game eva, we should have a site to match, dont you agree!?

Expect alot more form cakemaniac soon, like more colours and special baking related 'wall paper' (website patterns.).

It won't have anythign nasty like japanese school girls free video, or a housewife superstar demo or or leelee sobieski naked, or large breasts.

unless those are in caekmania 2 in whioch case we'll put them in. ;)

iders 4 cakemania 2

2007-03-10T11:31:00.000Z

as we all no we wud all luv to have a cake mania 2 imagine all the amazin stuff we cud have in cake mania 2 i hav sum ideas so if cake mania makers are reading (that wud be my biggest fantasy lolol!!!!! that cake mania makers our heroes wud read this site and what there bigges fans say!!!!! and also that kevin hampton in 8g wud get off with me;-);-)) here are some ideaz for cake mania 2 form ur bigges fans lol!!

u cud have more differeent tipes of ovens and frosting machines and more customers like maybe justin timberlake cud cum visit lol that would be so cool or maybe jude law OMG he iz so fit but not matt damon he has a weird fase lol!!! so fit selebrity customers maybe the cake shop is in la?????

u cud have it so u cud get bigger shops and wud be cool if jill cud get her friends to help cook cakes as when we cook cakes we all get our friends round to help so we can have girly chats about boys at school we think are fit lol that would rule xxx so you can hire friends and get bigger shops LOL that would be awesmoe.

hwo a bout too u cud get strawberrys on ur cakes and things i luv the colored frostin but having fruitas wud be wicked OMGF and they are helthy too shud have helthy fruits as well as frostin as i dont go sicky like jill4eva but i am not fat haha i luv my body! :-)

also cud we hav maybe u cud put paintings on the wall and maybe carpets so we make jills shop feel like ours lol that wud make me luv cake mania more is that even possible?!?! LMAO

- xXXx_jen_xXXx

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

2007-03-10T11:30:00.000Z

i wnt this cake LOL

poP stars who liek cakemania

2007-03-10T11:11:00.000Z

i hav gaved up on my game i was makin after bein told by my bro that i was s useless silly tart and he wudnt help me anymor becaus he had better thing to do than hep me make a game based on cakes he said hed only hep out if he cud add guns and bombs and giant enemy weasels wtf? i siad no he dosnt understand abot cakemania and that yu cant have guns and bombs and weasels in a game about cake becas the wouldnt be write now wud it?

OMG can u imagin how CRAP cakemaniia wod be with weasles LOL theyd probly eat all the cake and thered be angry custommers and things and noone wud make any mony because the weesles woud have eaten all the cakes and i wudnt want a cake that had weslle marks in it.

he sad hes going to make a game anywy based on cakemania and he doesnt care what i think and he said its going to have supper massiv grenades that are lunched from the cake and bib gosses that come don the screen launchin gbig bullets at you and when you die you get coverd in bits of cake. i told him that was so gay an idae and its not why cakemaniia wud sell games to people but hes stupid and hed do it anyway to spit me. brothers LOL i wish i ddnt have a brother as stupid as the on i got i blame my dad he takes after my dad.

i ve been thinkng about what popstars wod like cakemania neway and i fink that a few of them wod, that misrable one from Radiohad he needs cheering up and i think a big cake wud do him the world of good. vryone nows that Gary Barlow (nice bum LOL) likes cake so hes a given LOL all the sugababes look liek they need sum cake LOL, i bet u cud snap them if you pointed in there direction and the wind caught it lol but the popstar i rekkon licks cake teh most is got to be james blunt LOL. he salways singging about how sad he is and life is derepsing that i reckon if u shat him down in font of some cake hed cheer up and we wudnt have to listen to him omaning anymore he needs to be happy instead of sad because being sad isnt gud for yor health unlike cake which is brilliant for you LOL

ARE U AN IDIOT???????????????????

2007-03-09T16:09:00.001Z

IF YOU DONT LIKE CAKE MANIA YOUR AN IDIOT!!!!!!!

nintendo housewife superstar!!!

2007-03-07T15:45:00.000Z

nintendo have released a new game for my (pink!!!!!!) DS lite called "housewife superstar". Basicly in it you play a housewife and you have to make stuff and clean stuff and that.

i think this is a good idea for a game, because basicly it would basicly be like cake mania only not just about cakes although hopefully you can make some cakes in it at some point or do some other baking. imagine cookie mania!

Neway I just thout id post it up here in case any of you lot were interested.

its called nintendo housewife superstar and its OUT NOW for the nintendo DS.

-- jill4eva <3

cake mania crack free version!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-04T10:15:00.000Z

sum people are really poor and can't afford the ten quid that cake mania costs. obviusly if they are so poor that they can't afford that, it is important that they should be able to have the game anyway because it will make them happier and give their life some meaning.

so for all the people too poor to pay ten quid and yet desperate to play the best match 3 game eva, go here for the free crack cake mania version :)

enjoy!!!!!!!!

;)

sally slag cakes

2007-03-02T15:27:00.000Z

I drew sally fom miss watons form wid da weird tits (slag) OMG she nicked my bf yeah? like, snogged him and everyfink!

well i drew her wit mingin cakes cos she crap at cakemania an all that! I fort we could hav her on title bit, so every1 can see what real slapper dat bitch is, yeah?

=shaz-g

horror story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-28T17:28:00.000Z

OMG i played CAKE MANIA in the office all during my lunch hour (philidelphia lite on rivita) an was so into it i was still playin when this importent client came in after my lunch hour was finished!!!!

my boss caught me playin it and was well mad at 1st but i lied an told him i had took my break later today coz i had to do some fotocopyin an that for the BITCH in HR

phew!!!!!!!!! that was toooo close!!!!!!!!!!!

-jill4eva

Diner Dash

2007-02-27T12:45:00.000Z

So I was taking a little break from CAKE MANIA for a bit (started seeing cakes an that wheneva I closed my eyes LOL), and I had a surf around on the Net for some new games to play...

I found one called DINNER DASH. OMG its just like EXACTLY like CAKE MANIA accept your serving people in a restaraunt instead of a bakery. otherwise, its EXACTLY the same sort of game.

it even has a girl like jill as the main character LOL accept shes called Flo and has brown hair instead of black hair.

neway, its brillient and you should all download it and then play it. i think it would be better if there were more cake's in it, but at the moment im really enjoying it because its nice and simple and calming like CAKE MANIA and the graphics are BRILLIENT!

i give it seven stars out of ten.

*******

-- jill4eva

a name 4 my cakLemania gam

2007-02-26T18:20:00.000Z

im tryin too come up wif names 4my cakemania gam and i thuink ive got it down to five i like, wot do u think i shud call it bcos im not sure wich one is eht best one i like em all jus as much LOL

Cake Taht after the BEST BAND EVER obviusley
Let tehm eat Cake i herd it in class wen mrs binkley was talking at me in hitory she alwas did taht but i never listned much but i member that one LOL
Cake On mE after the snog they ussed to play at eh friday nihgt disco i thinkit was by ultrasox or the humming league i cant member now i shud find it in my mums CDS shes got lods of ooooooold songs shed no it probly she probly was old when it came out LOL
Cake Sorty i saw this on trigsauce and fort it was a ace idea LOL its got cakes and a storey its cake storey OMG i relly liek tis one^^
Cake Bake Callenge cos it sonds like smothing off of big brothre lol

witch one do u tink i should go with?

problms

2007-02-26T00:49:00.000Z

^^ my bro sed that i cant call the gam cakemania+ becos its copytraderd or somefink and ill get in trouble with the peple who writ cakemania in the frist palce and i don wanna get in truble over it becos i just want to show how mcuh i love cakemania not anoy the people who made it.

i need to think of a new name now LOL

he sed hed help me out in makin the game cos hes used gammaker and itd be bettr if he did it than if i did it cos im makin a right mess of it lol he sujested calling it ninjacakemonkey but tahts a boys name game and i want mi cakemania game to be for girls like me and like cakemania alredy is he sed hed help with the drawing as well so he will amniate them bettR than i cud xxx^^^xxx

itll still b my game LOL just my bro will be hepling me make it so i dunt muck it up futher hes gong to stop jill form burning her head in the overn lol hes nice my bro most of the time neway wehn hes not steeling clothes form my draws i don know why he does that i fthink hes jus funny that way ^^

im not vry good at this lol

2007-02-26T00:19:00.000Z

am aminating jill LOL its not going wlel!

xxx

mi cakemania fangame

2007-02-25T20:57:00.000Z

i hav been writting mi own cakemania game LOL i love cakemania that i wanted to hav my own version of it that i made to show how much i loev the game LOL im not verry good with pictures but i hav been trying to mak something i am proud of but i dont want it to be just like cakemania lol when ckamania is perfect as it is ^^

in proper cakemania jill dosnt hav trouble with angry costumers climing over the cunter to get her if she taks too long over the order LOL in my version jill has a cotsumer erpling tazer witch she can use to stop the custmorers from punhing her in the face for not getting there order in on time. im goin to call it call it cakemania+ becuse its like cak=emnaia wif my own bits in i dont no if ill finnish it or not and im havng problms geting jill to move without getting suck in the table or here head stukk in the overn LOL OMG dont try ths at home LOL getting yor hed stuck in the ovren is no fun and you probably burn your face and look worse than Robie Willums hahaha ^^

i usd to like robbbie but he drinks too mush like my dad did and mark own was cuter and better singer i wish he plaid wimbley or a big field instead of robbie robbies just crap ^^

Jill is a feminism icon

2007-02-25T17:49:00.000Z

Reasons why jill is a great gaming female caracter:

owns own business
is quite pretty
jill is clever - she has been to cake school
she never has to show off her flesh. it's cakes not baps in this game LOL!
she is polite
can cook

it is good that CAKEMANIA is showingf the way forward for the gamer industry for having interesting and strong woman caracters in games.

WELL DONE CAKEMANAIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omglol

2007-02-25T05:07:00.001Z

i just membered i had fishcake for tea LOL

dreaming of cake

2007-02-25T04:47:00.000Z

i think ive been playing cakemania to much last night i was dreming of cake LOL. i dremt that i was in a field with lots of sheep and fences and i was running through the trees shouting you cant hurt me, no no at the top of my voice only it wansnt my voice it was welsh and squeely. id idnt know the way it felt but it was tearing me asunder and yeay oh, there was a massive cake OMGLOL

i warked up to hte cake and proddedd it with my fingrs and it was deffo real because i cud taste it when i stuck my head into it in the middle of the cake was jill and she sed that there was going to be trouble tomorrow nightthe evil megamart was going to shut down the post office and the bakers and some over shops that were goin to get closed by them and i had to go home and play cakemania to defet them and stop them from closing the shops down because if they closed the shops down id have nowere to buy 2020 from and white lightning on a friday wen mum goes out.

i got home and turned the compuetr on and playd cakemania for wot seemed like aaaaaages but when i baked a cake in the game it came out the oven a mermaid and the mermaid said to me that the cakes were for the fishpeople and the fishpeople didnt like cake so they sent the mermaid to set fire to my hair and she went to set fire to my hair and i ducked and hedbutted her to the grond. i woke up in a swet LOL

mad dreams.

wot have mermads and cake got to do with each other lol i think im a mentalist like that bloke in the subway with one eye who says hes gary barlow

it hsant put me off cakemania though because cakemania is still the best game ever i just want to knwo why im dreaming of fish LOL

WERE FAMUS!

2007-02-24T13:17:00.000Z

LOL OMG were famus!

tiggsourse run a story on there blog about our blog and the liked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u can read it here i cant work out how to do links properly yet LOL/

Teh links here.
http://www.tigsource.com/articles/2007/02/23/cake-maniacs-unite

^^CAKE JOKE^^

2007-02-24T01:46:00.000Z

my dogs got no knows how does he smell?

cake

LOL!!!!xxx

OMG CAT CAKE!!1!!!!

2007-02-24T01:25:00.000Z

OMG! cakes are ment to be cute but i fund this cake on goggle wilst googling for cakemania tips to help me impove my game and i stubbled upon this cat LOL

it scraes me the way it stares out of the picture and has a look a "in going to eat u" LOL its just wronG LOL jill would never baek a cake that looked like that lol her cakes r nice and not a crispy cat lol

i use to have a cat about 5 yrs ago when dad was still living with me that was befor mum got mad and he went to france or belgum or gerrmny to live an took the cat with him i remember it well cos mum said he wasn coming back because hed beeen cort with a scarlet lady and i still don know why its special becos a girl is on her period ^^ i think he must have been drunk or seomthing anyway hes in blegum or germmny or fance now so i mite see him again and ask him

sinc he left ive been doing the sicky thing mor and mor i miss my dad and candle the cat :(

xxx

marezipan on cakes

2007-02-23T23:51:00.000Z

my mum sez that mazripan on cakes is wot boys are to housework LOL

wot do u think?

to mazpian or not?

watching cake films lol

2007-02-23T23:28:00.000Z

sinse playing Cakemania i have been eatin lotsa cake its the most addicting taste LOL and last nite i made dave from outside the coop have a nite of cake films insetead of what we normally do on a thursday nite LOL

first i watced the great film cake with that girl from austin powers in i like austin powers when he says "oi noggin" it makes me laff LOL, "head", "oi head" hahahahaha culdnt stop laffin LOL im laffin now thinkin abot it. i didnt like the film tho it was a bit boring and girly so i let dave pick the next one. i said it has to have cake in it dave and he said he new just the film and he said it was a boys film for the boys you could tell this coz it has steven seagall innit and i didnt fancy it but watched it anyway.

dave said i had to wait for the cake bit and it had steven segalll as a chef thingy in it and he had to cook things and fight off the bad guys just like Jill but only more boy and man than Jill whos a proper girl she doesn need to punch people like seagll tho she defeats the bad guys with her ace cake making and i bet that unlike steven seagallll she dosnt keep girls in her cake. i frew dave out after that, he said it was sexy but they were fake boobs on that girl and even tho i make myself sicky on cake i dont want fake boobs boys my boobs are good enuff LOL OMG his face wehn i kicked him out it was priceless LOL Ill be laffing for days.

dos anyone now any good cake films i can watch then cos i didn leike that one

Mania mania :-)

2007-02-23T13:13:00.000Z

wikipedia says that

Classic symptoms of mania include fast, nonstop talking, pacing aimlessly, staring into space, irritability, and heavy interest in goal oriented activities. One with mania may complain of racing thoughts, hallucinations, music stuck in their head, and feelings of enlightenment.

This shows how clever the name CakeMANIA is, cos it is a game with pacing, where you have to stare at a space (eg ur monitor or ds screen) and do goal oriented activites.

wheni play cakeMania i get racing thoughts and the music stuck in my head, and the grafix are so wickid that it feels like i am having hallucinations LOL!

i've never had feelings of enlightment tho, maybe they are getting confused with MANA.

noel edmunds hates cake

2007-02-22T20:44:00.000Z

OMG! I was watching the tele yetserday and that bloke with a beard off deal or not dael was on it and he was talking about cake.

I knew he was wierd afer he had that tattoo on his bum or his face or his neck or something I cant remember where it was LOL but it was a tattoo and it was one of those creepy cult things but a cult like Amazon or something where you make a wishlist but i didnt think he was the kind of person who didnt like cake.

He said that cake was a made up drug but i dont no what hes going on about as if cake was a made up drug then that would mean that cakemania was about drug dealing and everyone nos that cakemania isnt about drug dealing its about cakes and jill would NEVER deal drugs shes my heroine and not heroine the durg LOL i dont do drugs i have a hard enough time with the chocolate i hav to stash under my pillow when im not being sicky after eating dinner. A girls got to look nice for the boys and stuff so no drugs or id look like that skanky model girl.

Wat I want to no is why no-one has told Neol that cake isnt a drug thats why i can pick cake up in asda. Hes madder than i fort LOL

Whats the biggest cake youve eaten?

2007-02-21T19:30:00.000Z

Mines this big LOL

<------------------------------------------------------------------------------------>

xxx

Baking Begins

2007-02-21T18:24:00.000Z

Cake mania is the perfect game, and my fave game ever! but it doesn't have a very deep story. i think that if it did people would play it for even longer. I have written a more deep version of the pre-story. I have done a drawing for it, and im hoping to do a full set of comics for it like they have in the game and do a talky version. if i can get it good enough, i am hopign to get it into CakeMania3 as a flashback in the middle of the game... PLC so I know if it needs any improving or changing thnx! ;)

Jill Evans was on top of the world. She had just finished at culinary school, coming first in her cake-making class. She had a date with cute Darren Mitchells from her course that night. And she was going to see her beloved grnadparents after a year. Although she loved them very much, she had worked so hard at culinary school that she had not spoken to them for a year and so didn't know how they or their bakery were doing. She assumed that everything was okay, so she skipped down the sidewalk of Sandlotville, singing to herself and feeling the wind between her ankles.
But then she stopped and gasped. Clouds moved in front of the sun, as she saw her grandparent's bakery. It was CLOSED DOWN! Rain started to pour on her face so you couldn't tell that tears had started to pour down her trembling cheeks. She ran to the door, but couldn't get in or see through the windows because it was boarded up with big dark planks of wood.
"It's true, Jill. Your grandparents are dead." Jill heard a voice behind her saying. She span around, her fists clenched, but then she saw who it was who had said that:
It was her grandfather!
"Dead in the bakery business, that is." he qualified. A little patch of sunlight opened up around Grampy Jebediah as he smiled lovingly at Jill. "But it's nice to see you though, my dear." Jill ran up to him and gave him and Granny Jasmine a massive hug.
"But what happened?" she asked. "Our business was going really well until retail behemoth MegaMart moved in." said Granny Jasmine. "Then everyone went there and stopped buying cakes from us." Jill glanced over Granny Jasmine's shoulder and saw a huge towering black square on top of the hill, a nasty inky blot on the landscape of sandlotville. A garish pink neon sign flashes "MegaMart - better than cakes".
"But it must have taken a lot longer than a year to put up a whole shopping mall. And why would people stop going to your bakery just because there's a mall nearby? And isn't it a communist attitude to resent a bit of healthy competition?" asked Jill?
"No, the MegaMart fatcats could afford a million workmen, so it only took a month to build the mart, hire out the space and build up a custom base. And everyone spends so much now on stuff they never needed before that they can't afford cakes anymore. And I don't know what they taught you at culinary school, but beating down an independent bakery with a big COMMUNITY of other shops is the kind of thing Russia would do, not America, so they are the communists." retorted Grampy Jebediah kindly. He took Granny Jasmine's hand and they started to walk away up the hill.
Jill was about to go home when she noticed a bulge in Grampy's pocket. She ran after him, and grabbed it. She gasped as she pulled out a handgun. Grampy stared at his shoes and shuffled in the dirt. She had grown up with her grandparents, so Jill could read them like a book. "You were going to go and shoot a load of people ni that mart, weren't you?!" she screamed. She suddenly had a psychic view of the future, which was her granparents going to prison for killing people, and being sentenced to the electric chair, and making a break for freedom at the last moment, but getting shot down and eaten by police dogs. She fired the bullets harmlessly into the air and said:
"I shall start a bakery of my own, bring in customers, and earn enough money to re-open your bakery!" At that moment, Jill knew she had become a woman.
"But if our bakery closed down through lack of custom, how will yours fare any better? And how are you going to open it? You're an ex-student and we're bankrupt. And why would you open a DIFFERENT bakery? Why not just reopen OUR bakery? It doesn't make sense?" asked her grandparents in union.
"No, it is a good plan." Jill said. She quickly called Darren Mitchells to dump him, and then set about buying some new property somehow.
And so Jill's battle begins. But she cannot do it alone. She needs help to sort cakes into sets of 3 (the standard packing number in the baking industry). She needs...YOU!

The End (or is the beginning lol!)

Boys Cake

2007-02-21T17:59:00.000Z

i have been think about ways to convinse more people to beome cakemaniacs and i think it needs to appel to boys mor Not enough boyus play with cakes LOL ^v^v

as mum was out this afternoon i made a plan of what cakemania for boys shud look like, reckon it'll sell loads if we all think about it proper.

Everyone nows BOYS LOVE GIANT ROBOTS LOL so u cud have a giant robot at the side of the screen and it could move and dance when you make a good cake LOLLOLOL

Boys wud find the square bit of the game to boring so to make it more interestingg you could have a more interesting shape LOL I am thinking about a hexagon because it has spikey edges and spikey edges are like boys. You know what I am meaning girls eh lol xxxXXXxxx

keeping things bigger is the key OMG can you imagine making a really big cake like so big that it makes all other cakes look small that would be like totally boy stuff. the customers who buy the cakes drive up in cars and stuff and things and they buy the cakes and put them in there cars. And it would hav to be red or black cars. black for the goths LOL. goths wear black. I like to laugh at them outside the coop with Dave and his mates. Dave is a goth, but hes like alright not like the rest of the goths. theyre wierrd LOL

hope the other rest of you think this is a good idea reckon itd sell loads if they did it and then boys would buy cakemaniacs tooo. xxx

favourite cooker and frosting stations?

2007-02-21T17:51:00.000Z

a big debate in cake mania is which are the nicest cookers and frosting machines to have. OMG.

i tend to go for the bake master 2000 and lean mean frosting machine. i no that the lightning bake 5000 is better than the bake master 2000 but i think it looks better so hey. :D -X-

oh yes and the deco demon 5000 is the best for decorations IMO

xXXx_jen_xXXx

Cake Maniversary!!!!

2007-02-21T16:42:00.000Z

To clebrate our fansites opening, look who has bought us a cake! It's Jill (from indie match-3 game Cake mania), cake-baker extrordinary!
sadly she has not brought three cakes with her so we can't match them!!!!
happy birthday everyone cakes are on Jill!!!!!! :)

MegaMart - boooooo!

2007-02-21T16:03:00.000Z

One of the things that makes Jill sucha wicked heroin is that she has a really good baddy to fight. MeghaMart is a realistic baddy, that makes the game much better than if it was a alien spaceship or a serial killer that jill was trying to stop with cakes.

Megamart are a real company, which is why they are in Tino's Fruity Stand as well, ruining another brilliant independant company. It is only because they were so evil that they knew they could not sue Jill or Tino for slander in thir games because it would not stand up in court because they are like that.

Wikipedia says that MegaMart closed down in 2005 because of poor performance. But i think it was probably due to a little cake-making indipendent game released in 2005 that told players around the world the TRUTH.

Shame on you, Megamart. Shame on you.

magic match is not better than cake mania

2007-02-21T14:30:00.000Z

i am exited about getting magic match 2 when it coms out but not as much as cake mania on ds!!! i baught a ds reddy to play it cuz donna said itll be out in april or somethinx i hope so cuz then i can bake un the bus.

CAKE MANIACS HAS ARRIVED!!!!!

2007-02-21T12:39:00.000Z

Check back here soon for all the latest CAKE MANIA news!

pls leave a comment below if you love Cake Mania as much as we do!!!!